Have you ever wondered if your are doing your "Home Office" properly?
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How we should always be...
Motivated, professional, funny, intelligent, witty, friendly and always smiling.
Things you should not do, but do anyway...
Yes, you all have done the following. You just won't tell anyone.
"Your 'woke up like this' look is a avant-garde masterpiece that we have agreed to admire from a safe, non-judgmental distance."
"Dehydration is only cool if you're a mummy. Since you're not, go find a beverage."
"Before hitting the store, please swap out that photo of your pet cactus for something less... you know. The cashiers are judging."
"If your phone starts bubbling, that's not 'refreshing.' That's a tiny, expensive funeral starting."
"To participate in society, you must complete your homework: an exhaustive 400-hour television curriculum. Failing that, just fake it with two very quotable movies. (Headphones are your social shield.)"
"Your paycheck is a cruel joke, so treat your breaks like they're the actual job. Over-perform in napping and snacking."
"If your finger slips and the camera goes live, this perfectly curated illusion is the only thing standing between you and professional embarrassment."
"Lower your expectations for finding human life. The office is currently functioning as an expensive storage unit, as everyone else is maximizing their snack-proximity at home."
"If you turn up with a damp Smartphone, we'll assume you tried to teach it to swim. Please don't teach the assets to swim."
"If you've achieved peak boredom and the 'Supervisors Are Absent' light is blinking green, you may now commence the highly important, non-work-related 'business.'"
Stay tuned for more Home Office tips. Some are listed below:
10 Weird & Funny Home Office Activities:
1-Attend a Meeting in a Ridiculous Lower Half: Wear your professional blazer and shirt for the video call, but pair it with oversized fuzzy slippers, pajama pants, or even novelty shorts (as long as you stay safely behind the desk!).
2-Conduct a "Desk Olympics": Use crumpled paper and a waste bin for "Desktop Basketball," or see how many paperclips you can stack into a tiny tower before it topples over.
3-Create an Audience: Place a collection of stuffed animals, action figures, or even vegetables with googly eyes around your monitor as your silent, judgmental, or encouraging audience for the day.
4-Have a Mid-Day Dance Party: Put on your favorite upbeat song and have a spontaneous, private two-minute dance break right in the middle of your workspace to reset your brain and get some energy out.
5- Master the Art of the Background Swap: Use a ridiculous virtual background for non-essential internal meetings (like being on a rollercoaster, in outer space, or inside a washing machine). Make sure to switch it back for client calls!
6-Snack in Secret: Eat something absurdly crunchy or messy (like a big pickle or a bowl of cheesy puffs) and mute yourself quickly whenever you need to chew, becoming a silent, mysterious eater.
7-The Costume Change Challenge: Pick a silly theme for the week (e.g., "Hats," "Sunglasses," "Faux Mustaches") and wear a different, unnecessary accessory to your desk each day.
8-Talk to Your Pet Like a Colleague: Give your cat, dog, or other pet a formal title ("Chief Morale Officer," "Director of Napping") and explain your work problems to them in a professional tone, seeking their sage, silent advice.
9-Build a Fort: On a slow afternoon, use blankets, pillows, and clothes racks to construct a temporary office "fort" around your desk and work from your cozy, temporary cave.
10-The Secret Sound Effect Button: Use an auto-hotkey or macro to assign a random, funny sound effect (like a trumpet fanfare or a cartoon boing) to a rarely-used function, and accidentally-on-purpose trigger it once during a private team chat.
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